Six Axis: My ex-girlfriend Erin. Looks normal from the outside, but once you get to know her you realize that there's something fundamentally wrong, and she's missing something really important (Rumble/Sanity)
360 Controller: My ex-girlfriend Kate. Big, white, and the D-pad is finicky at best and unusable at worst.
Wiimote: My ex-girlfriend Amy. Used by 32 million people across the earth.
Wii has more 20 million sellers than PS3 has 5 million sellers.
Acolyte of Disruption







