PETA wants Ben and Jerries to use human milk

[Mistershine]

At the end of the day, the calf will prolly be slaughtered to make veal anyway, so if we don't use the milk for ice cream it will just get wasted.

Also, not milking the cow would leave it in a great deal of discomfort.
Who's being cruel now, eh?

P.S. If you need a herdsman, keep me in mind.