Im on campus on my laptop in the bathroom. There's no TP left what do i do?

[Jackson50]

Baddman said:

Jackson50 said:
I always carry one of these in my bags when I travel anywhere outside my residence. It is better than toilet paper, and you can can refill it and carry it just about anywhere. It may be a little pricey, but it is well worth it.

http://www.craigmedical.com/Bidet_portable.htm

 

i never heard of such a thing....does that shit tickle?

 

Haha, it feels refreshing and pleasant. It does not tickle me, but I suppose some people may find that it tickles them.