let me just say great thread MontanaHatchet..
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69! The poor lass gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and a measly 4 sets of quadruplets. Even in the days before IVF!
If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?
Walt Disney's autograph bears no resemblance to the famous Disney logo he was also impotent. Bwahahahahahaha!
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it the
In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a bar
The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
On average,100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
Over 75% of people who read this post will try to lick their elbow
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