That`s an easy one, but I kinda like it. Here it goes:
The age of a girl is equivalent to the last two digits of the year she was born in. So is the age of her gandmother. How old is the girl and how old is her grandmother?
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!