I just won a $200 gift card to Whole Foods! Booyah!
But it will be closed by the time I get out of school tonight.
By the time it opens, I can't eat or drink anything because I'm about to get all 4 of my wisdom teeth ripped out tomorrow at 2:00 pm.
How long must I wait before I can taste victory?
I'm on day 4 of extreme pain, and each day I wake up and I can feel that my jaw has ever so slightly changed shape in my sleep. My teeth are starting to tilt and rotate and do crazy shit. How long does this surgery take? Will I be able to watch a free sneak preview of Choke at 7:30 pm tomorrow (even though it should suck like the book did)? Or will I be in bed all day mumbling and drooling and bleeding and battling demons in another dimension? And how long should I wait until I buy $200 of organic ice cream?
(Oh, and I saw a sneak preview of Burn After Reading on Thursday. It's amazing. Go see it.)
I'm in the library watching my homework, which is these 12 minutes of heaven from 1993:
Passage à l'acte by Martin Arnold:
