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You only really start to learn once you've passed anyway.

I mean where in the lessons do they teach you to:

Change CDs / pick another track on MP3 player whilst keeping one eye on the road.

Holding the stearing wheel steady with your legs whilst you open a bottle of drink

Convince yourself it's ok to look away for 5 seconds whilst you rummage around in the bag on the back seat to check you've remembered our wallet / phone etc