Actually, do what I used to eat when I was a kid:
Make a sandwich with strawberry jam, then cut them in individual rectangles (4 x 4 pretty much), then take out some Kraft cheese (Singles) and cut them in little triangles. Try to make it so it looks like a circle, and then place the little sandwich parts beside the cheese triangles. Then, just cook an omelet like usual (pop the yellow). It has to look like this a bit:
Try to cut two circle for the eyes (with cheese), and then for the mouth, and add some ketchup (the red, lulz) on top of these parts. Then, interpret it with a glass of orange juice or something.
After... ???
Profit!
Random game thought :
Why is Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 getting so much hate? We finally get a real game and they're not even satisfied... I'm starting to hate the gaming community so f****** much...
