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Everybody should have a pet ferret, no matter how you are feeling they have an uncanny ability to make you laugh...

Always be the 'Dog' when you are playing Monopoly, even if your mates insist on using other pieces, eg, Lego Pirates, army men, little dinosaurs.



I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.