So I was thinking, why not use one of the most famous speeches in modern times and use it for the Xbox 360. In this instance I shall use the forcefulness of Sir Winston Churchill to combat the Sony Luftwaffe and the Nintendo Army of the Rising Sun. *Note this is all in good fun, not serious.
9 September 2008
"I have, myself, full confidence that if all fanboys do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made by Steve Ballmer, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Redmond home, to ride out the storm of console war, and to outlive the menace of Nintendo and Sony, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.
At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His MonkeyBoy's Government-every man of them. That is the will of Gates and the shareholder nation.
The Microsoft Empire and the Xbox Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native marketshare, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.
Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Sony menace and all the odious apparatus of Nintendo rule, we shall not flag or fail.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the shelves and nonsense ads,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, [Jerry Seinfield]
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the Japanese grounds,
we shall fight in the GameStops and in the streets,
we shall fight on Live;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this company or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Monopoly beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Indian and Chinese manufacturing Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New Gaming Generation, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the RROD."
