Want to stop Global Warming? Become a Vegetarian.

[SamuelRSmith]

TWRoO said:

SamuelRSmith said:
Being a vegetarian, can I just point out that I actually fart a lot more than most meat eaters thanks to the fact that my body's digesting the stuff that the cows normally digest.

Grass?

 

 

Mainly, chuck in the odd branch and/or slug that may make it to my plate, and you've pretty much got my diet.

Night-times are hell. I don't think I could stay in a relationship for very long with the way my digestion system works.

(btw, the only chance this has of being funny is if you understand a cow's eating habits, and even then, it's a pretty poor joke).