Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Throw em in the microwave too.
Oh wait, this is in Canada. They don't kill bad guys there.
Ironic how we don't punish chinese food chefs. I guess its because they boil and fry their cats as opposed to microwaving. Maybe microwaving isn't a proper way of serving cat. ;)
Yes, I know Im not right in the head. Thanks =p