They used to be about equal in terms of groan value.
Then, I happened to stumble onto an episode of Springer at 3:30 AM a couple months ago, and now there's a puppet show going on behind the guests, a guy in a monkey suit walking around, and all kinds of sirens and whistles that go off at certain times when guests like "Riot Dyke" (I wish I was making that up) say certain things. It's still retards fighting other retards over retarded things, but Springer's just so over the top now I was paralyzed with disbelief. Plus, at least he does do different things (sort of) than "Who's Your Daddy?: Our 500th Paternity Test Episode".
The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.
