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I came in here expecting a serious discussion of how microwaves don't cook food by applying heat, but by vibrating the water molecules, which has adverse effects on the food.

But what I got was some good lulz.

Poor Commando.



The last time I used a microwave was in December. Haven't turned one on this year! I feel great. On December 16th I made a TV dinner sandwich.