Yeah, screw pregnant teenage women. They should just have to roll over in the street and die if there boyfriend and entire family abandons them for the shame they have brought upon their family name.
They should abandon all future hope of getting an education and take a menial job which won't even provide them enough money to pay for childcare so they have to leave the child by himself.
Then we should arrest them for neglecting their children, and put the kids into foster care.
Then we should leave those kids in foster care because it is more important to worry about kids who aren't born yet (Damn those pro-choice bastards!) than the children who are alive right now. It's their fault for being born!
Then we should imprison those kids right when they hit 17, because they are going to commit crime anyways. They don't abide by our standard of working hard and moving up in this country with your own blood, sweat, and tears.
Damn, I love America.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
