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Riot Zone (Turbo Duo/Turbografx CD, now available for VC as well):4/10
Pros:Classic beat em up action
Cons:About 7 non boss character models, easy bosses, repetitive backgrounds.

Synopsis: Hawk(stereotypical American Joe with cut off tee shirt and tight jeans) goes to Dragonzone(despite the agme being called Riot Zone) with his buddy (Tony)against the will of his superior officer because his stereotypical American slut Candy has been captured by stereotypical bad guy Bossman. Dudes beat up various punks, Chinese, ninjas and gays to achieve this.

Too Human: 8.5/10
Pros:Great music/level/atmosphere. Fun battles. TONS of options as far as weapons/armor/upgrades is concerned. Unique concept that I have not played before.
Cons: Aiming is hard, you keep shooting dead guys after their life bar has been depleted even though there is some bad guy up your ass. Unskippable death and cut scenes. Game background story(not actual story) is confusing to me. Multiplayer is co op+XBOX live only. Managing your character, though deep can be time consuming. Camera can scerw you at some times.

Synopsis: Baulder(main character) is saved from evil sentient robots. He is a god somehow, but refuses to use godlike powers. He travels through wells to do stuff that could seemingly be done jut by pressing buttons, but he uses magic in the wells instead. His wife is dead and hes hasent been told why and this slut girl who may also be a "god" is constantly making references to wanting him boning her. Baulder gets sent on missions to do stuff by a superior "god" all in an attempt to save humanity fromthe evil robots and others.

Warhawk:7/10
Pros:Good Battlefield/Battlefront clone, easy to play for the most part, great online community, lots of game modes. Great bluetooth headset if you get the box set.
Cons: Not as good as Battlefield/Battlefront. Flying has a pretty big learning curve, changing when you need to can be troublesome, not enough destroyable environments(I am hoping for this by this generation of systems). Lack of variety in weapons/vehicles.

Synopisis: One team is red, one team is blue. Capture the flag, capture the radiation stuff, own command points and kill, kill, kill!



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