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A good woman is one who will leave me the fuck alone when I need some MAN time. And she better be able to cook, at least for me, since I can only cook Kraft Dinner, Hot Dogs, Kraft Dinner WITH Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, French Fries, Grilled Cheese, and anything that's microwaveable. :P