Sony Defense Forces assemble, as you might have read a few minutes ago Gamesrader proclaimed the Killzones multiplayer sucked. Well we reject these comments as patently false, because our patriotic hearts say so.
Step one we will attack them as unreliable, and proclaim them haters of the lowest order. We will refer to them as enemy agents, and imply they have sex with farm animals. We shall lastly question their qualification to make this statement.
Step two we will present explanations as to why they must be wrong about what they said. I highly recommend that we imply someone spilled a slushy on the PS3, and the console had to shrug off the chills. Perhaps we can imply that they were on mind altering substances, and that they failed to read the manual. Which would have made them understand that this game was owned.
Step three we will commence with a diversion. We shall start flame wars in other threads to divert attention from our true objective of filling this thread with only our positive comments. For any that speak against us we shall attack them personally, and whenever possible change the subject to something else entirely. Above all protect the flank protect the flank.
Step four sometimes it is our duty to kill those who do not agree with us in our holy cause. So if the opportunity arises to knife these bastards we shall do so. Then we will rape their women, and imply we raped their farm animals as well.
This is supposed to be funny have a laugh. The writing is on the wall Killzone 2 looks pretty but sucks underneath.
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