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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar and they all order a beer. Each of them get a beer that has a fly in it.

The Englishman says, "Barman, there is a fly in my beer. Bring me another one." The Englishman got another beer.

The Irishman says, "Ah, to hell with it," and empties his pint, fly and all.

The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, "Spit it out, damn you! Spit it out!"



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