Profcrab said:
rocketpig said:
T013 said:
Also, while I don't want to offend anyone and respect your opinions, you can't call Transformers a masterpiece. If I had to put in into perspective, it'd rank top five of worst movies ever. There's no single way in which it's comparable to real masterpiece movies like Pulp Fiction (generallt agreed to be one of the best films ever made).
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While I would normally agree with you, Michael Bay has directed seven feature films.
Considering that Transformers probably made me want to shove ice picks in my eyes the least out of all seven, it can't possibly be a "worst five" film.
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Wait, why the fuck have I seen all seven Michael Bay feature films? Sad. I need a drink.
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Even I can't say that. Wow, I think you might want to try a little stiffer drink, like something with strychnine.
I give that post a 9.1.
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I was on IMDB when the realization that I had wasted roughly 14 hours of my life watching the entire Michael Bay catalog hit me like a kidney stone the size of a golf ball.
This is truly a sad day in the history of Rocketpig.
At least I can say I only paid to watch Transformers. It's a small comfort, but a comfort nonetheless.
