What Film(s) Would You Call A Masterpiece?

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rocketpig said:

T013 said:
Also, while I don't want to offend anyone and respect your opinions, you can't call Transformers a masterpiece. If I had to put in into perspective, it'd rank top five of worst movies ever. There's no single way in which it's comparable to real masterpiece movies like Pulp Fiction (generallt agreed to be one of the best films ever made).

 

While I would normally agree with you, Michael Bay has directed seven feature films.

Considering that Transformers probably made me want to shove ice picks in my eyes the least out of all seven, it can't possibly be a "worst five" film.

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Wait, why the fuck have I seen all seven Michael Bay feature films? Sad. I need a drink.

 

Even I can't say that.  Wow, I think you might want to try a little stiffer drink, like something with strychnine.

I give that post a 9.1.