Can you imagine Hideo Kojima's wing of Konami making a racing game?
Executive: 'what kind of characters did you have in mind Mr Kojima? Some tough guy, a couple of girls, the hot kid, the old tough guy...that kind of thing?'
Kojima: 'Kind of. But i think the girl should have some kind of dark past. Maybe she was an assassin. Yes...an assassin....she was responsible for killing the President of Namibia, and she has to live with the guilt everyday. Before every race she prays at the gravestone of President Waguba'
Executive: Erm....what about weapons for the vehicles?
Kojima: Oh yes. At the flick of a switch, each car should turn into a giant robot, armed with nuclear warheads, gatling guns and missiles'
Executive: Right....
Kojima: I also think after every race, we should have lengthy cut-scenes where the winner is interveiwed by the press, they go home, take a long bath, maybe reminicse about their dead parents, tragically killed by terrorists.
Exectutive: What the ****?
I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
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