who would win: chuck norris or Jean-Claude Van Damme

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konnichiwa said:

rocketpig said:
I'm pretty sure that when Chuck Norris decides to stop living, he's going to roundhouse God and take his place.

I think that answers the questions.

PS. Van Damme is French. Norris' dirty skivvies could beat him up.

 

Nop.

I thought you didn't know who Van Damme is.

@rocketpig
Van Damme is actually Belgian.  That puts him in the same league of feared warriors such as Hercule Poirot.