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rocketpig said:
PS360ForTheWin said:
rocketpig said:
Frodaddyg said:
If you're doing it right, you have no recollection of the best party you've ever been to.

But if you're really doing it right, there will be photographic evidence of your exploits.

 

or worse yet, my mate put a video of me while i was drunk and put it on his facebook!

I'm not talking about the kind of pictures or video you can put on Facebook. 

 

First, you'd be surprised what kind of stupid shit people put on Facebook, oblivious to the fact that many employers now check sites like that when checking out applicants.

Second, sometimes, the memories you leave behind in your friends' minds is all you need. For example, my brother and two friends have a giant mutual birthday bash every July. At last year's shindig, at 4 in the morning, I apparently stood up and ripped my shorts off without using my hands. I have no recall of this, and the next morning I woke up nude on the floor of my brother's friend's home office. One of my friends came up that morning, and said nothing to me but, "you, sir, have won the day." I then needed an explanation, and that's when I found out how I lost my shorts, which apparently was just the start of the early morning hours descent into nudity and madness.

Good times.



The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.