Esmoreit on 20 August 2008
| Obliterator1700 said: My first birthday, I couldn't do crap! |
You probably did crap, and did it in front of you're guests which will probably make it at least an 8 on the awesome-scale.
My best party was a housewarming I think... The guy went anti-squat and had this huge old elementary school as a house. We had one rule: If it wasn't stuck on the house, or usefull you could break it. I proceeded to kick the lits of a few cupboards, others started hurling shit from the attic down. As people got more drunk and stoned, The party kinda went on to resemble the description Baddman/pigs gave.
I woke up on a table with some really overweight girl semi-below me and covered in potatochips. I never drank again.
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