Can I give some jokes/tips/coolsigs about marriage?
-Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
-A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
-Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
-Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
-Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
-Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason
-I'm not going to get married again. I'm just going to find woman I detest and give her a house -Lewis Grizzard
-Marriage is Grand, Divorce is twenty Grand.
-Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
-Three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
