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rocketpig said:

Now that I'm in the UP, I should apply that methodology to relationships.

The chances of me meeting any female with any similar tastes to my own is on about the same level as your odds of finding Obama's minister at a Klan meeting.

Shit, I can't even find a chick around here who wants a ride on a Ducati because "it's not a Harley". White-fucking-trash, ugh. Most of them even attend church, for crying out loud. How 1954 is that?

Church? What kind of backwards ass community have you entrenched yourself in?

And the Harley thing is totally believable. The midwest is retarded for Harleys. Pull a Harley behind your Chevy/Ford pickup while blaring Toby Keith and you've got it made in the shade with retarded white trash gals.



The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.