Name one commercial that actually made you purchase or want something.

[rocketpig]

Frodaddyg said:

rocketpig said:

Frodaddyg said:
Those Geico "caveman" commercials motivated me to buy two things. A gun, and a bus ticket to their advertising agency's offices.

I was pretty impartial to those commercials until they got their own TV show... Then I knew that those evil cavemen must be stopped at any cost.

I used to work as a bartender with a gal who I was kind of on the fence about dating. Cute, funny, but then I saw an ad for that show while we were working, and commented on how goddamned retarded it was going to be. She responds with "I think that looks really funny". From that point on, I knew I'd never do anything more than sleep with her with absolutely no emotional attachment. It's definitely a new experience to hate-fuck someone over a series of goddamned idiotic commercials and their sitcom spin-off.

Now that I'm in the UP, I should apply that methodology to relationships.

The chances of me meeting any female with any similar tastes to my own is on about the same level as your odds of finding Obama's minister at a Klan meeting.

Shit, I can't even find a chick around here who wants a ride on a Ducati because "it's not a Harley". White-fucking-trash, ugh. Most of them even attend church, for crying out loud. How 1954 is that?