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mesoteto said:
god not those creepy little sac things...those arent cute they are creepy

like falling asleep on a bus and having the guy next to you say, "i am total not going to stab you to death in your sleep this....well maybe not this time"

like coming home from spring break to find your sisters car in the driveway and as soon as you walk into the house "yes daddy i have been a bad girl"

like sitting down in the Wal Mart restroom only to have the lights flickers and all of the toilets start flushing

like sitting down to a nice Chinese meal cracking open your fortune cookie and having it predict your death down to the minute and say a plate full of dishs is going to crash and have that happen as soon as you read that part

like going to your parents and your dad asking"so if i were to dress up like a girl do you think i would be pretty"

like.....

lol maniac