The Ghost of RubangB on 12 August 2008
Well then that would be your fault for driving into a tree, when you could use a painless suicide method that leaves no blood, and no chance of survival with horrible mutilation or retardation.
You strap a mask to your mouth, duct tape it on, lie on a big stack of pillows so you don't fall over when you pass out, and hook it up to a helium tank and turn it on. You fall asleep from lack of oxygen, giggling. You die in your sleep.
It's cheap, effective, and doesn't leave brains everywhere to traumatize those who find your body, and you don't have to kill your car too.
