Why I think abortion is wrong...

[Bursche]

MontanaHatchet said:

Bursche said:
Awesome! Now if we can get a country ran by you I can be able to do crack with a paralyzed, pregnant hooker while we both drive drunkenly into a tree.

Unfortunately though, I would probably live and would be charged with a DUI.

Sounds awesome. Except I don't remember reading about paralyzed hookers, and she could easily get rid of that unwanted pregnancy with an abortion. And since Rubang said he was against drunk driving, I don't know what's with your last point and sentence. Ahh well, I just got a gyro and orange juice so I'm going to feel good after eating them.

*Takes bite from gyro*

Mmmmm, that's the good stuff.

 

Well you see, since prostitution is legal, I can hook up with a hooker. And since she is paralyzed and concents, I can drive into a tree for both my suicide and her assisted suicide.

But I would probably live through all of that, and when the police come, they will ignore all of it except the alcohol. Thus I get a DUI. She might be charged too if she lives, but thats because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.