Bursche said: Awesome! Now if we can get a country ran by you I can be able to do crack with a paralyzed, pregnant hooker while we both drive drunkenly into a tree. Unfortunately though, I would probably live and would be charged with a DUI. |
Sounds awesome. Except I don't remember reading about paralyzed hookers, and she could easily get rid of that unwanted pregnancy with an abortion. And since Rubang said he was against drunk driving, I don't know what's with your last point and sentence. Ahh well, I just got a gyro and orange juice so I'm going to feel good after eating them.
*Takes bite from gyro*
Mmmmm, that's the good stuff.