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Bursche said:
Awesome! Now if we can get a country ran by you I can be able to do crack with a paralyzed, pregnant hooker while we both drive drunkenly into a tree.

Unfortunately though, I would probably live and would be charged with a DUI.

Sounds awesome. Except I don't remember reading about paralyzed hookers, and she could easily get rid of that unwanted pregnancy with an abortion. And since Rubang said he was against drunk driving, I don't know what's with your last point and sentence. Ahh well, I just got a gyro and orange juice so I'm going to feel good after eating them.

*Takes bite from gyro*

Mmmmm, that's the good stuff.