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If Bush handled 9/11 well, we'd have Bin Laden. We're in 2 wars at once, and capturing Bin Laden is not our goal in either war.

And why the random Gore hate? We don't know what he would've done about 9/11. But I have a hunch he wouldn't be reading The Pet Goat and sitting still while the 2nd plane hit. And I'm pretty sure he cares more about alternative energy than to blow trillions of dollars in Iraq, which was never a threat to the U.S.

If Gore was president, we'd all have hydrogen hovermobiles by now, and the oil crisis wouldn't be ruining the entire economy.




This is Bush AFTER the 1st plane hit:



He's thinking really hard, "Damn I miss my old job running a baseball team."




But most importantly, Clinton was the better president, because Bush voted against letting Yamauchi buy the Seattle Mariners (to keep them in Seattle) because he was a racist who didn't want a foreigner to own a U.S. team (to keep them from moving). FUCK BUSH. HE IS ANTI-NINTENDO. FUCK HIM.