The Ghost of RubangB said:
Yes, but... it's the government's position that our schools can't teach condoms, birth control, and common sense. The government promotes teaching girls that they're icky and gross and dumb for wanting sex, which is only for married people. That reminds me, I'm starting a thread about Iron Hymen. |
Don't forget: http://www.sexisforfags.com/
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Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!"?
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Bert F.: "My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"
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I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.








