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http://www.ironhymen.com/

 

Brianna K.: "Iron Hymen taught me how to use super-effective strategies for just abstaining from natural stuff. And it works so good, that now when I get all old, I'm going to abstain from wrinkles and dying, too!"

 

Rubang's 2 cents:

Has anybody else seen this?  I love this web site.  This is the message our sex ed programs are giving the childrenz!

I found this a couple weeks ago after a debate on whether the hymen really exists or not (conclusion: there are 9 types, and some people don't have them, and some don't tear, and some are born torn, meaning the hymen is not a valid way of virginity-detection, and is just another bullshit way to control women.)

Anyway, that research led to this discovery, which led to massive lulz.