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February 24th, 2008.

You should all get tested. It's free and it can potentially save your life or the life of someone you love, or find something early so it's treatable. Or you're clean, but hey, you have nothing to lose. Bring your DS. It doesn't take long.

You can find the nearest center and make an appointment at http://www.plannedparenthood.org/

Or Google "free clinic" plus the name of your city and find one that does STDs.

They give you a bunch of free condoms and lubes on your way out. And you can get a piece of paper to prove to all the bitches that you're clean. If you walk up to a girl and say "Yo bitch I'm clean" and flash your paper, they'll jump on your nuts lickety split.

Or you can frame it and put it on your wall.