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They all sucked ass! I was actually so embarrassed that I watched them that I shut off the Wii and Ps3 and went outside to play some basketball with guys and my girlfriend.


Nintendo made me lose my liver. Sony practically made my brain fart in confusion. (even Sony fanboys saying Mag would sell 10 mil end of 08 was embarassing.) Microsoft made my ears fall off. it's as if they showed something we heard 1 too many times.

Nintendo was so embarrassing cause of this:

"i was hiking with my daughter and I broke my wrist!"

I was thinking to myself


"bitch, fuck your damn wrist. Go see the motherfucking doctor and put Shigeru on the Mic!"

Shigeru's translator looked like an internet nerd. The performance they did looked so damn dumb.


Apparently, M. Night Shayamalan took time out of his unbusy schedule to come here, play the damn drumns, wave his arms like he's in the electric chair, and was even codenamed "robbie drums".



Tretton stumbled.....more than a few times also. He studdered like he had a speech impediment. He also focused on the Psp and 2 more than the 3. Wtf indeed my fellows.


Microsoft gloated over outselling Ps3 this gen. (didn't say that about the Wii cause they ain't that dumb.)