Confessions of a pirate

[Copycon]

If we all start just being second hand people we could:

*Kill a lot of evil companies

*Make the poor developers crawl in the dirt, eating maggots

*Make the nice vertical fund benefactors poor by not buying their wares and by this make people all over the world starve like the politics of Mao, Pol Pot and Stalin combined.

*Grow big beards

and all this with good conscience!