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Let's see:

German train on the way back from a Bad Religion concert

Back of my cousin's van while driving from Washington to Minnesota

Swingset at the local park (late at night, not in front of the kiddies)

Once got a hummer while at the table at a restaurant with her parents at the table (they showed up after she started, and I had to send them away so she could escape from under the table without notice)

Hottub, but with several friends also present who had no idea

Movie theater (empty)

Handjob from some random hot girl (who I'd never seen before) while in the pit at a Goldfinger concert.

May be some others, but I'm blanking at the moment.



The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.