| PhalanxCO said: Comeon Sqrl, we all know about the negative sales trend that's going to hit the Wii soon, as the great prophet Leo-J has foretold. The Wii will hit 75 million units by the end of 2009 and then Super Elite Uber P0wnage IV will be released for the PS3, causing everyone to return their Wiis and purchase PS3s. After that, the Wii will continue to decline until only one unit is left in the world, shared by a nomadic tribe in southern Mongolia. Ioi will have to adjust the numbers accordingly and it will become the worst selling console in history. All has been foreseen... |
Tell Leo-J to wipe that little smudge off his crystal ball. There's more: After the nomads have the the world's last Wii plundered from them by the Thousand Nations of the Hardcore Empire, Nintendo's blundering attempts to correct the situation will lead to the existence of negative Wii systems. Yes, you heard me! The Wii will make console history by not only having their sales go negative, but having the userbase go negative! Ultimately, they will end this generation with an installed user base of some -20 million. How they are going to try and tap this negative userbase, unfortunately, was not told by the crystal ball, as my own crystal ball exploded before it could reveal the answer.
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