Use the guidelines below if you find yourself in a hump.
A Fanboy Guide - How to survive the trenches of Internet forums [Console] has no good games. Response: Question mental stability. List games, include unreleased titles to add bulk. [Console 1] is more expensive than [Console 2]. Response: Compare base price of [Console 1]. Add up price of add-ons and base for [Console 2]. Exaggerate prices or leave out add-ons depending on perspective. Xbox360 is defective Response: Compliment company on quickly resolving issue with warranty, claim improved design coming soon. [Console] sucks Response: Flame, accuse fanboyism, insult alternate console, receive counter-flame, repeat.
PS3 is difficult for [developer] to program.
Response: Insist [developer] are lazy and stupid.
PS3 has the best games!
Response: List exclusives for Xbox360, include timed exclusives. Leave out any PC Ports.
[Console 1] is better than [Console 2]
Response: Question age of commenter. Claim your not a fanyboy of [Console 2]. Proceed to trash [Console 1].
Processor(s) of [Console 1] is superior to processor of [Console 2]
Response: Use technical terms, fudge m/bit numbers in your favor.
Blu-ray rules!
Response: State digital format to be the future.
Blu-ray sucks!
Response: embed image of popular game title as multi-disc set or simply make reference.
Fanboys have no life.
Response: Agree. make nasty comment about EA.
Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Industry, as if millions of fanboys suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
