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Konami hates us. It is that simple. I enjoy the portable Castlevanias a lot, but it is sad that they waste so much time and money making the shitty 3D ones.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."