Miyamoto: Satoru-san, PS3 is no 1 in Amazon!
Iwata: Then let's send them some Wiis!
Miyamoto: There are none left, we sent them to japanese retailers for the release of Dragon Quest Swords!
Iwata: Oh crap! What else can we send them?
Miyamoto: Wiimotes... No, they are buying them with Wii Play... Nintendo DS... No, America doesn't buy them too fast... I know! Nunchucks!
Iwata: OK, give the order to swamp Amazon with Nunchucks!
:P