Nutboy on 30 July 2008
Sqrl said:
No, no, no! You have to shoot yourself in the foot! Not the toes! |
Well, the toes are part of the foot, but OK.
I'd cut myself in the toe, to mess up my nerves. Then I'd freeze my foot down. That way, the pain would be much smaller. Also, I could hit the bone in my big toe (on the foot). This way, I could afterwards cut off that part of my foot easily, instead of losing the entire foot. Then I'd use some really powerful tape to tape a metal piece there. I'd now have totally good balance, no problem of walking, no brain damage from the hurt, and a billion dollars.
