Responding to Accusations, Capcom Makes Resident Evil 5 Even More Racist
Ever since the next installment of the zombie slaughtering “Resident Evil” franchise was announced to be taking place in a remote country in Africa, white people everywhere took to message boards in protest. The initial idea for Resident Evil 5 pitted the player against African villagers, a concept that didn’t sit well with pointlessly sensitive gamers who had become so used to fighting predominantly light skinned fictitious video game zombies all their lives. The game’s creators promptly responded last month by releasing a new trailer which featured a slightly more diverse batch of enemies but alas, detractors were still not satisfied. That’s why today, Capcom has released an exclusive first look at the now equal opportunistically racist Resident Evil 5: White Guilt, an all out onslaught of undead stereotypes and obvious ethnic jokes in poor taste.
Capcom has also revealed some gameplay details thanks to this stolen manual scan of the controller layout:
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A partial achievement list has leaked as well and should equally please exactly nobody:
So hopefully the entire planet has been universally represented in a negative manner. Is everyone happy now?
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