omg wassup with this virgin!!!

[SamuelRSmith]

colonelstubbs said:

SamuelRSmith said:

colonelstubbs said:

SamuelRSmith said:

colonelstubbs said:
Im confuzzled

 

 No, that feeling that you're experiencing is called relief. When you first entered this thread, you panicked and hoped that you didn't see a photo of yourself.

 

 How can that be? While you were with my mum, i was with yours

 

 Well, considering I was cloned from a scraping from the inside of one of John Prescott's flabs, that means you either went in for some hot 'n' heavy with a politician, or getting intimate with a test tube can be a way of losing your virginity.

For the record, the tube was dissatisfied.

He taught me everything i know. Just like i taught your sister everything she knows

 

 

 You do realise that the power was out that day, don't you? And that I don't have a sister? And that my dog is now walking with a limp.