Favorite Pastime? Other than Gaming :P

[SamuelRSmith]

colonelstubbs said:

SamuelRSmith said:

colonelstubbs said:

SamuelRSmith said:

colonelstubbs said:

quarashi said:

Playing tennis/volleyball, riding colonelstubbs mom, I mean riding my bike.  Drinking isn't a bad pastime either.

She did mention a guy with a small penis was round the other day

 

 

 No, that was me, quarashi was the one who didn't have a penis.

Was it fun to lose your virginity?

 

 

 I do have to say, I couldn't have picked a finer broad out of the "desperate women seek pity sex" column in the free papers. She was very kind and gentle, though she left a cigerette burn on the end of my penis... you don't even want to know how that got there.

 

 Is it because she was seeing which was bigger, the cigarette or your penis? Obviously the cigarette won, and she got so angry, she stubbed it out on your teeny tiny

 

 Well, yeah, that was the reason for the burn on the end. But the left testicle was down to her trying to replicate something she saw in a German porno.