Jack Tretton's at it again.

[rasone77]

DonWii said:
I found an interesting analogy from posters on Kotaku:

BY USFSLACKER AT 12:05 AM

God, comments like this really kill any good will I had left for this awful company after a pretty stand-up E3 conference; just shows how thoroughly Sony needs a big fat kick to the nutsack. PS3 is a great machine, but it feels dirty giving money to asshats like this, and I was just starting to like him as a person from his video interviews. Why can't they just talk good about their own product and not belittle others.

Wii: An everlasting Gobstopper, the ideal ones from the movie. It lasts forever, and if you keep eating it, the flavor constantly changes. NEVER too old for them, grow up Jack.

XBOX 360: Blowfish; amazingly succulent, but occasionally you get some asshat that doesn't know how to cut it right and you end up dead.

Playstation 3: Like Surf n' Turf, but only if you consider that you order the 30 dollar dish, and then they charge you 599 US dollars for the butter for the lobster because they splurged on Blu Ray brand butter, and then they don't deliver your meal until Winter 09 and then the cook comes out and lies to you all the time and makes an ass of himself because he can't think of anything good to say about his own cooking at the moment. Oh, and then right after you pay for it, but before you get it, they have a "price drop" that you find out is another huge lie and that they've added an extra (can't think of what you'd add to surf and turf to equate to 20GB extra storage) and an extra game for the same price you paid not even a year ago.


PS3 rulez, Sony SUCKS.

http://kotaku.com/gaming/food-fight/tretton-wii-is-to-lollipop-as-ps3-is-to-surf-n-turf-279517.php

That is truly hilarious. ROTFL!