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"Wake Me When you Need Me"- Master Chief

*5 secs later 2 knocks*

"Um yea Master Chief this is Bungie. Apparently we need ya. MS is well being cranky again. Apparently the domination thing didn't go over so well and well we need your expertise."- Bungie represenative

"For fuck's sake I jsut layed down. I just took out a fucking alien race because I thought it was fun. I deserve at least a week's vacation. I'm calling my agent."- Master Chief

"Um yea it's probably best if ya don't do that otherwise MS will sell ya out into a party game."- Bungie Represenative

*thinks"So what's the game about."- Master Chief