Zombie Dogs Become Cash Cows For Local Window Replacement Company
While pesky glass-bursting zombie dogs might be a nuisance to most home owners, they’re just another pay day for Tender Touch Window Replacement, a small company with a big dream. Setting up shop in the middle of the woods surrounded by nothing but abandoned homes seemed like a bad business idea, until a T-Virus outbreak turned stray dogs into flesh hungry lunatics who stop at nothing to feed. So dedicated are they in their lust for blood that even windows can’t stand in their way, angering locals.
“Every time I call Tender Touch to get these fucking things fixed, the zombie dogs come back and break them. Oh and then they murder my family.” whispered soon to be decapitated villager Doc “The Rock” Fingers as he fumbled through his pockets for a Shield Key. In order to help our users understand this occurrence better, we’ve created a complex graph system that visually explains the phenomena:
Although there have been attempts to train the dogs to use doors before they turn into zombies, once they actually become zombies, all bets are off. Oddly, the Tender Touch headquarters center has no windows at all. Their district manager had sensible reasoning: “Zombie dogs would just break them, stupid!”
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